How to Compose a Prenuptial Agreement

After covering the boring practical items, you should move on to fun ideas, being as half of all marriages end in divorce being heavily gifted with hilarious items will lesson the sting of what is likely to be one of many divorces for you.

For example, a fun stipulation may be that they purchase you a pleasure craft should your marriage end- or perhaps several large friendly ponies or monkeys. Not only will the expense of this ridiculous demand enrage your former spouse, it will bring you hours of joy and amusement  


Other fun ideas may include prepaid vacations, matching vespas for you and your new spouse, having them agree to star in a series of humiliating YouTube videos where they are tarred and feathered, eat nail clippings or soil themselves.
Have them consent to ONLY you being allowed to cut their hair for a year after you separate, and on their wedding day should they ever have another. 
Self improvement for yourself will mean you grow personally as a result of your divorce, so have your prenup include classes your former spouse pays for, such as Spanish lessons, cooking classes or dance lessons. 
Be sure to include holiday clauses, for example one that centres on Christmastime, where they must provide a plump goose, 500 dollars cash, 4 bottles of any booze you like and an overpriced Santa keepsake figurine which you smash in front of them every year until one of you dies.
Some other excellent ideas:


the other person must have wax replica of themselves made for you to use however you wish- perhaps for target practice, or to bury in coffin in backyard as a reminder of the death of your marriage
their heirlooms ALL go to you if you split ( includes all current and future cremation ashes)
all pets shared during marriage that are alive AND that are deceased and buried- go to you after divorce- if already buried they are to be transported to facility of your choosing
 they have to give you their soul on piece of paper
 transfer of talent- if they learned guitar- or perhaps to make goulash- you take selected skills with you that they acquired with marraige
custody of washrooms, grocery stores, parks, roads, sidewalks, sewers (only your waste is allowed to traverse certain pipelines as to avoid contact), post offices, restaurants, conveneice stores and of course dentists.
 you get their family plots- regardless of whether they are yours- to do as you will on them. perhaps this is where you can transfer deceased pets remains, or host very exclusive parties
spouse must consent to living without things they love like a certain pie or perhaps electricity
person who divorces you must adopt a cat and raise it in your likeness. it must have your name, the same clothes and eat same food as you.
if they are the one who requests a divorce they must arrive at the your house in a genie costume- prepared to grant a wish of ANY sort. (excluding wishing for more wishes)
should they ever remarry you get to be their wedding singer