99 Things to do with a Bucket of Blood

1. Throw it on someone

2. Donate it to a blood bank

3. Bottle it and sell it at a twilight premiere

4. Paint a room with it

5. Splash it on random pavement/grass/park benches to create panic

6. Make blood salsa

7. Dump it on yourself and run screaming through a public place

8. Marinade steak in it

9. Sell it on the internet

10. Dump it in a public toilet

11. Run a hose into it and make a blood sprinkler

12. Have a blood party- blood punch, blood dips, blood face painting

13. Take or give a blood bath

14. Add flour- use blood paste to make blood pants

15. Make blood water balloons throw them at cars on the highway

16. Dump it in the ocean near someone you hate

17. Throw it on someone wearing fur

18. Squeeze yourself a refreshing glass of blemonade

19. Throw on abortion billboard

20. Made blood sausage (which actually exists)

21. Tie dye clothing with it

22. Take it to a little league game and dump it on the game winning child

23. Put it in a briefcase and leave it at the airport

24. Make a blood piñata

25. Trick religious officials that it is seeping from a fountain in your yard

26. Pickle miscellaneous items in it

27. Use as sidewalk de-icer

28. Host a party and fill your guest’s shoes with it
29. Fill a super soaker with it and spray the elderly
30.  Use as a prop to re-enact your birth
31. Make a blood casserole for someone (ensure there is a deceiving crust on top).
32. Fill someone’s radiator with blood

33. Fill a bag with blood and fur and leave under someone’s back tire

34. Mail the sack of blood to the set of two and a half men

35. Fill bath tub in a friend’s hotel room with blood

36. Fill a pressure washer with it spray your neighbours house

37. Replace ketchup in bottles in a restaurant with blood
38. Fill a recycling bin for a fun surprise for the sanitation department

39. Cover the inside and outside of a car in the blood and human hair and leave around town for amusement
40.  At work fill your co-worker’s pockets with blood
41. Throw it on your boss when he fires you for doing #40

42. Fake your own death using the blood

43. Add some to your daily moisturizer for a natural twist

44. Water your plants with the blood

45. Paint a picture with it

46. Give it to a leech for their birthday

47. Freeze it into blood cubes for refreshment

48. Dump on your bed and have a blood orgy in it

49. Mix with hair and make yourself a blood beard

50. Soak tampons, pads, diapers and underwear in it and spread them around town

51. Use it to start your blood bucket collection

52. Fill a fish tank with it, and then fill it with leeches 

53. Boil it and cook noodles in it

54. Spray the emergency room doors to your local hospital in blood

55. Make a blood slip and slide

56. Make a mixture of blood and puke and go to your local water park/theme park and douse as many rides as possible

57. Dump it in someone’s pool

58. Write notes in blood 'the money by 3pm or I kill a hostage' and leave around

59. Dump it into people's vents so when they turn their heat on their house reeks of burnt blood

60. If you have car knowledge, empty someone’s oil and refill with blood

61. Put the blood in a spray bottle and mist your cat with it when he/she is bad

62. Sell to campers as a bear/shark repellent

63. Use it to extinguish a fire

64. Visit the most posh ski resort you can think of and spray the blood all over hills and jumps

65. Freeze and make an enormous blood sculpture out of it that will slowly and horribly melt

66. Take to local nightclub and empty on dance floor

67. Fill 99 bottles with blood. Line them up on the wall. Then take one down and pass it around- (until they are all consumed).

68. Switch it with a carwash soap supply

69. Place pail above doorway so it will fall on whoever enters next

70. Use it to be Carrie for Halloween

71. Pay your lawyer with it; they will accept it if you tell them its toddler blood

72. Buy a coffee at star bucks- sneakily refill with blood and return to the till and scream “is this some kind of a sick joke?”

73. Put in vials and sell as various celebrities’ blood

74. Soak a rag in blood and mail to someone you hate

75. Dump on rocks in a sauna for a soothing blood steam

76. Take it as your date to the movies.

77. Fill a kiddie pool with blood and swim around in it on a hot day

78. Soak it up with the world’s largest tampon; turn it into a roadside attraction in Nevada

79. Add vodka to it and spend the night enjoying it with friends

80. Put it in a clear tank on the side of the road with a hose in it and sign that says ‘bloodletting- 5$’.

81. Keep it in your living room and tell people you demanded that your brother supply with it so you could be blood brothers and giving you the amount he did killed him so you keep it to remember him.

82. Switch the blood with the communion wine at church- people will consider this a miracle

83. Fill needles with it and inject it into your co-worker’s oranges and bananas

84. Place a small amount in the seat of your pants every morning, this will gain you sick days without question

85. Use it to teach children about menstruation

86. Dye it green and give out in shots on St. Patrick’s Day

87. Soak knives in blood and leave hilarious places. Ie. On the bus, at MacDonald’s

88. Dump in parking lot outside local dentistry school in winter

89. Paint your basement windows with it, with handprints and help spelled out backwards

90. Return it to Wal-mart claiming to have purchased it earlier and lost the receipt

91. Dip your hand in it throughout the day and leave bloody handprints around your office.

92. Attend a funeral and encourage everyone to take a shot of the deceased’s blood

93. Spray it out the back of your car to foil enemies in a car chase

94. Gulp a huge mouthful of it and spit it out in public

95. Keep in laws at bay- store it in your guest room in jars with plastic frogs, eyeballs and snakes

96. Take the pail everywhere with you and tell people you use the pail to ‘catch’ your nosebleeds

97. Give yourself a blood enema

98. Pour on your roof, and then hire someone to clean your gutters

99. Drink the entire bucket on youtube to gain fame and fortune